when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
im just filled with hate and useless facts
hot guy working at Starbucks drew a smiley face on my cup, it’s official we’re getting married
i heard your wedding was on february the 30th
it’s a metaphor, you see you put your mouse over the killing thing
but you don’t click it..
it’s a metaphor, see.
you see, it’s a metaphor
you buy The Fault in Our Stars
but you never open it
you hold the killing thing in your hands, but you don’t give it the power to kill
It’s a metaphor
*obnoxious adult voice*
Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?
Yes. Yes I am.
You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.
no I did
Now my tumblr is perfect.
👀 my companions
Who raided my dreams?
Is it possible to fall in love with 3 people at the same time?
things to say during sex
- on your left
- HELLO MARVEL I AM THE FALCON
- on va voir
- im with you til the end of the line